{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
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{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}
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