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{"type":"standard","title":"Our Party (Bosnia and Herzegovina)","displaytitle":"Our Party (Bosnia and Herzegovina)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q946306","titles":{"canonical":"Our_Party_(Bosnia_and_Herzegovina)","normalized":"Our Party (Bosnia and Herzegovina)","display":"Our Party (Bosnia and Herzegovina)"},"pageid":19637163,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/af/Nasa_stranka21_Logo.svg/330px-Nasa_stranka21_Logo.svg.png","width":320,"height":322},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/af/Nasa_stranka21_Logo.svg/562px-Nasa_stranka21_Logo.svg.png","width":562,"height":565},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285973256","tid":"56066ab2-1b15-11f0-8d6a-bc9d24634295","timestamp":"2025-04-16T22:51:30Z","description":"Bosnian political party","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Party_(Bosnia_and_Herzegovina)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Party_(Bosnia_and_Herzegovina)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Party_(Bosnia_and_Herzegovina)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Our_Party_(Bosnia_and_Herzegovina)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Party_(Bosnia_and_Herzegovina)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Our_Party_(Bosnia_and_Herzegovina)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Party_(Bosnia_and_Herzegovina)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Our_Party_(Bosnia_and_Herzegovina)"}},"extract":"Our Party is a social-liberal and multi-ethnic political party in Bosnia and Herzegovina, founded in 2008. Its current leader is Edin Forto. The party's founders are the Bosnian directors Danis Tanović and Dino Mustafić. The party aims to break the dominance of nationalist parties in the Bosnian political system. It is a member of the Alliance of Liberals and Democrats for Europe.","extract_html":"
Our Party is a social-liberal and multi-ethnic political party in Bosnia and Herzegovina, founded in 2008. Its current leader is Edin Forto. The party's founders are the Bosnian directors Danis Tanović and Dino Mustafić. The party aims to break the dominance of nationalist parties in the Bosnian political system. It is a member of the Alliance of Liberals and Democrats for Europe.
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