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Zach Barack is an American actor, singer, and comedian. Barack voices the character Barney on Netflix's animated show, Dead End: Paranormal Park. He is known as the first openly transgender actor in a Marvel film, Spider-Man: Far From Home.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?","punchline":"You use a pumpkin patch.","id":123}
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